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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?","punchline":"Because they're so good at it.","id":355}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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